Partly Facetious: Dr Qadri is not a politician

"I was amazed at these delusional politicians."
"Well, technically Tahirul Qadri is not a politician; I mean the guy is a charlatan in every sense of the word..."
"Since when did you join the nawala league?"
"Nawala?"
"As in the Nawaz Sharif camp, as opposed to the Zardi league, those obeying the orders of Asif Ali Zardari."
"But notwithstanding what he is, the fact remains that the Lahore incident merits an inquiry."
"Yes but..."
"There is no but my friend, anyway Qadri did pull in the PTI, though not the chairman, and the MQM and these two parties do matter."
"So do the Chaudhrys - they still have representation in the senate....OK it maybe due to 2008 elections and this representation may fizzle out and excuse me that reminds me of their senator Mushahid, Chaudhry sahib's translator and right hand man and..."
"Well, he was also a political analyst and maybe just maybe he reckons that the little time left for the Chaudhrys is running out fast and..."
"Let's leave Mushahid to his own analysis then, he has been wrong in the past in his selections based on his analysis and..."
"Excuse me, but Musharraf was not the wrong decision during the 2000s if you know what I mean but anyway that's not what I was referring to when I said delusional politicians... I was in Murree over the weekend and you know no one is allowed to take their cars on the mall road, imagine my anger and that of my fellow vacationers when this luxury limo with two jeeps full of police with serious arms and ammunition trained at the public passed by."
"If it was the prime minister or the chief minister or his son they are terror targets and..."
"It was the has-been Gilani and you know as the entire mall road glared at him, this has-been looked out of a bullet proof window and waved and I scanned the crowd and nobody but nobody waved back."
"Well, Gilani is more delusional than most but he is a former prime minister and even if he never had the backbone to exercise his powers as head of government he is entitled to some little meaningless protocol..."
"Had Gilani ever exercised his powers when he was prime minister the carpet under him would have been pulled out pronto."
"Well, he would then have realised that he could survive as he was not on a flying carpet."
"Ha ha, but delusional people actually believe what is not true and I reckon he would have suffered injuries from a fall."
"You are being facetious."